Grading tests

I gave my French 2 students a test this week; they had to write me a letter telling me about their busy week which prevented them from studying for a test. Here is one I just read (translated of course). I will spare you an accurate translation that shows all his errors:

The weekend was good, but first when I studied, I got sick. I went to the hospital but they were playing horrible music and I left. I believed taking 40 tylenol was smart. I fell asleep and when I woke up, I was in the ER. The nurse was very pretty. I fell in love but she said if I wanted to be her boyfriend, I couldn't do my homework because we wanted time to talk on the phone. I said yes, but it was very difficult not to study for French. I absolutely love French ! (Not) But when she wanted that, I was studying for French, she said she didn't love me. Then my backpack fell out of the window. I went to find my backpack but the nurse beat me up. I went to the bathroom and called the police and said that my girlfriend beat me up but they laughed at me. I thought she was close to the bathroom and I stayed and slept and when I woke up, I was at school. I told Mademoiselle H but she didn't believe it was true and I took the test and wrote a very stupid story.

My job is awesome.