This is how people accidentally see porn

My level 4 students were doing presentations on various maladies. A female student had a few questions before class started.

Student: How do you say "pussy" (as in "full of pus")?

Me: I'm not sure, you need to look it up in the dictionary.

Student [traumatized]: I tried to look it up last night on the internet and all these horrible websites came up!

Me: You should probably just look up the word for "pus".